The world's dumbest AI.
The world's dumbest AI.
answers not guaranteed to be correct. or even close.
// last updated: january 2026 · las vegas, nv
When you use the chat, your messages are sent to the AI so it can respond to them. That's it. We don't store your conversations. We don't know who you are. We're not keeping receipts.
We use Firebase to host the site. Google probably knows you visited. That's between you and Google.
We don't use cookies. Goofball doesn't even know how to set a cookie. Technically or literally. The man microwaves everything.
The AI responses are powered by Anthropic's API. Your message goes to them, gets a reply, comes back. Anthropic has their own privacy policy. It is longer than this one. It probably covers more things.
We use Statcounter to see how many people visit the site. It counts visits. That's it. We look at the number, feel good about it, and go back to the La-Z-Boy. No personal data, no profiles, no creepy stuff.
We don't sell your data. We don't have your data. We barely have a website. There is one person running this from a La-Z-Boy and he is focused on other things (the soup bit).
Questions? Email . Response times may vary. The La-Z-Boy sets its own schedule.
// last updated: january 2026 · jurisdiction: nevada, usa
Goofball.ai is a satirical comedy project. The AI is a character. Everything it says is wrong on purpose. Do not use it for medical advice, legal advice, financial advice, or any decision that actually matters.
If you make a life choice based on something Goofball said, that's on you. We respect your autonomy. We also gently question your judgment.
Use it to laugh. Ask it dumb questions. See what it says. Don't use it to be mean to people, don't try to hack it, don't scrape it with bots. The La-Z-Boy has a zero-tolerance policy for nonsense. This is ironic. We are aware.
The Goofball character, brand, and site are owned by the operator of Goofball.ai. The soup bit is also owned. It is not available for licensing. It is still in development.
We're not liable for anything. The site is provided as-is, which in this case means "built in three days by a guy who watched one TikTok." Adjust expectations accordingly.
These terms may change whenever. We'll update the date at the top. Continued use means you're fine with it. We trust you. You seem like good people.
Questions? . We'll respond with confidence. Accuracy not guaranteed.